Dogecoin Space Program


(Beethoven’s Egmont Overture
Finale Plays Throughout)

(The sound of elation!)
(Endless hope!)
(THIS BABY IS GOING TO DA MOON!)
[engine charging]
[fwoooooosh]
[rocket engine stops]
[tragic splash]
[despair]
(But there is hope!)
(He can make it by working hard,)
(studying trading and rocketry!)
(He doesn’t understand any of
this.)
(The Moon is his for the
taking!)
(Incredible!)

[OVERWHELMING POWER]
[FWOOOOOOOSH]
(NOTHING CAN STOP THIS)
(OH WAIT)
[BIFF! KABOOSH!]
(darn)

(What’s this?)
(A whole world of shibes,)
(always willing to lend a paw.)

[warp engines charging]
[PEW]
(VICTORY!)
(MOON!)

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