What’s The Deal With Bitcoin? | Strong Opinions Loosely Held | RIOT

What’s The Deal With Bitcoin? | Strong Opinions Loosely Held | RIOT

Okay, I gotta get something off my chest. Is it just me or did the bitcoin bros sound a little crazy? I want to get in on this whole cryptocurrency thing but I just can’t get past the guys who sound like this: This a magic ledger. It’s a hedge against monetary policy. It’s financial […]

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May 2nd: Larry Wilmore, Bitcoin and Ringling Elephants

May 2nd: Larry Wilmore, Bitcoin and Ringling Elephants

BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I WANT TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO MY GOOD FRIEND LARRY WILMORE. HE PREFORMED AT THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS’ DINNER THIS WEEKEND. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>Stephen: YEAH! I AGREE. I AGREE. HE REALLY STUNNED THAT ROOM. PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON AREN’T USED TO SEEING TWO BLACK MEN SPEAKING AT THE SAME EVENT. […]

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AND IT CAME TO PASS THEY FORMED A BOYS’ CLUB (Bible Writers’ Room ep Ⅲ)

AND IT CAME TO PASS THEY FORMED A BOYS’ CLUB (Bible Writers’ Room ep Ⅲ)

A sequel to the Old Testament? Fuck off! Well you fucken come up with something then… Watch me… YOU’RE A GIRL! You’re 37 years old, I’m surprised you’re not dead I literally just recovered from a stroke! WE’RE NOT DOING FUCKEN SHORT STORIES! (Hallelujah…) And then this angel, this angel comes down to earth right? […]

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How Blind People Use Paper Money

How Blind People Use Paper Money

I only have 2 bills left, a 50 and a 1. One of ’em is a 50, and one of ’em is a dollar. I’m supposed to guess which is which. I’m gonna say that the fifty dollar bill … …is this one. [buzzer] [audience groans] ♪ [Bumper music] The way my money works for […]

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If Google Was A Guy (Part 2)

If Google Was A Guy (Part 2)

NextI said nextWhy mile length?okayCream cheese is cheese?Wait do you still wanna know abo-Avocado pit huge why?Okay. Don’t speak in these weird haikusHow to tell if pregnant?Oh boy.How to tell if-tell if pregnant?Jennifer!Local mosque SeattleNSA. Don’t mind me.How to pronounce do-GE-coinAccording to Google Maps there’s a number of-Security!Can you please-Not blackmail!just…Oh excuse meOh no, no […]

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RESTAURANTE BITCOIN

RESTAURANTE BITCOIN

I know what I want.But I didn’t see the prices in the menu.We only work with bitcoins here, sir.Wow! Bitcoins? How modern!For example, how much is the chorizo steak?-Depends on how you want it. -Medium-well.The medium-well chorizo steak costs 0,003 bitcoins.-And medium? -It’s 0,5 bitcoins.-So medium-well then. -Perfect.One Medium-well chorizo steak. 1 bitcoin.What? But you […]

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RESTAURANTE BITCOIN

I know what I want.But I didn’t see the prices in the menu.We only work with bitcoins here, sir.Wow! Bitcoins? How modern!For example, how much is the chorizo steak?-Depends on how you want it. -Medium-well.The medium-well chorizo steak costs 0,003 bitcoins.-And medium? -It’s 0,5 bitcoins.-So medium-well then. -Perfect.One Medium-well chorizo steak. 1 bitcoin.What? But you […]

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Charlize Theron Was Called Out for Speaking Afrikaans

>>James: NOW CHARLIZE, YOU GREW UP IN SOUTH AFRICA AND YOU CAN SPEAK, AV RI KAN AND– AV RI KAN TO YOU ARE WHERE MOTHER, DO YOU OVER SPEAK BEHIND PEOPLE’S BACK SO THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.>>WHAT DO YOU THINK.>>James: I WOULD DO IT ALL THE TIME. IF I HAD A […]

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RESTAURANTE BITCOIN

I know what I want.But I didn’t see the prices in the menu.We only work with bitcoins here, sir.Wow! Bitcoins? How modern!For example, how much is the chorizo steak?-Depends on how you want it. -Medium-well.The medium-well chorizo steak costs 0,003 bitcoins.-And medium? -It’s 0,5 bitcoins.-So medium-well then. -Perfect.One Medium-well chorizo steak. 1 bitcoin.What? But you […]

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